Long term relationship

October 2015


It's always important to build long term relationships with customers. Building a good rapport and mutual trust means they are likely to stay with you and also recommend you to other people.

Having said that, I'd probably draw the line at getting romantically involved with a customer because if we have a professional dispute it means I'd be unlikely to get a blowjob when we got home.

Subject: SEO
On 2015-10-14 09:21, Rakhi Gupta wrote:

Hi,

Can you outsource the SEO work for us.

If you are looking generate the more traffic, leads or Google ranking of websites. then we have completed SEO solution for your online business. Or steps that is SEO on-page and SEO off-page activities to rank and you can generate more business.

We will glade to assist you with offer, Our SEO services $100 per month each website.

Sincerely
Rakhi Gupta

Subject: RE: SEO
On 2015-10-14 09:21, Eddie Hall wrote:

Hi Rakhi,

Thanks for your email and offer of doing SEO work for me. I'd probably be interested if it was the year 2001 and I was a complete imbecile. Would you consider doing some sort of work exchange whereby you offer SEO services in exchange for some grammar and punctuation lessons?

Kind regards

Eddie

Subject: RE: SEO
On 14 October 2015 at 11:59, wrote:

Hi Eddie,

Thanks for your mail.

Yes we are ready. Can you tell me how much pay for this job for us.

Thanks

Rakhi

Subject: RE: SEO
On 2015-10-15 10:29, Eddie Hall wrote:

Hi Rakhi,

Well my standard rate for English lessons is £1,000 per hour but I'll do you a deal and do it for £999.99 so if you can do that amount of SEO work for me for free, I'll have you talking like Benedict Cumberbatch within a month.

You're welcome.

Subject: RE: SEO
On 15 October 2015 at 16:40, wrote:

Hi Eddie

Ok, i want to make long business relationship with you and look more SEO business from your side. I will do SEO free a month for you no problem.

Sent me your website with keywords. we can start work immediate basis no issue. But want to long and fare relationship and deal with you.

Thanks

Rakhi

Subject: RE: SEO
On 2015-10-16 08:51, Eddie Hall wrote:

Hi again Rakhi,

Thanks for your offer of a long term relationship. I'm really flattered. I don't normally date guys but I think we could make this work. I also greatly appreciate you offering to do a month's worth of work for free. Is there anything you'd like in return? I mean if we are going to commit to this relationship, I want to make sure I'm giving as much as receiving... if you know what I mean.

Eddie

Subject: RE: SEO
On 16 October 2015 at 16:19, wrote:

Hi Eddie,

I have full trust with you that why to a long term relationship with you. I know well 100% sure that within a month you could make this work for me. Reason we are charging bit amount only $100 per month not more.

Anyway we can work with you a long term relationship.

Thanks

Rakhi

Subject: RE: SEO
On 16 October 2015 at 16:22, Eddie Hall wrote:

Hi Rakhi,

Well trust is very important in a relationship so I'm glad you feel this way. I'm sure I could make it work in less than a month. I mean if yours doesn't work, I could always go on top because mine works just fine. Never had any complaints in that department. I guarantee satisfaction and I promise to use plenty of lube. And don't worry about paying me $100 for it. I'm happy to provide this type of service for free.

Thanks

Eddie

Subject: RE: SEO
On 16 October 2015 at 16:41, wrote:

Thanks Eddie.

Really i am very happy to read your mail. I know you make this work for me less in a month. And $100 doesn't matter for you. Anyway i want to a long term relationship with you. I know well that you will always help for me business.

Looking forward a long and healthy relationship with you.

Thanks a ton

Rakhi

Subject: RE: SEO
On 2015-10-16 16:45, Eddie Hall wrote:

Hi Rakhi,

There's no need to thank me. I mean I am really excited about this. I hope I don't sound like I'm moving too fast but should we start making plans for our future together? I man obviously I'm happy to move in with you right away but where do you see this relationship going? Are you rich?

Eddie

Subject: RE: SEO
On 16 October 2015 at 16:50, wrote:

Hi Eddie,

Yes sure we can making plan for future together. I am no rich. that why i will do hard work to earn the money.

Subject: RE: SEO
On 2015-10-16 15:52, Eddie Hall wrote:

Hi Rakhi,

That's great! As long as we are on the same page and want the same things out of life I think we can build a wonderful future together. So do you like it hard? I can go hard and deep.

Eddie

Subject: RE: SEO
On 16 October 2015 at 16:55, wrote:

yes sure.. i m ready to with you.