The Magazine
Cars, traffic, and the people entrusted with both against all evidence.
27 pieces
Sometimes you have to accept when you are past your best and gracefully retire, not go and race in America.
Take me out the pasture and shoot me in the head. I'm over the hill and past my prime. But at least I still have my hair
How about introducing regulations to prevent Formula 1 drivers from being whiney little bitches and talking nonsense?
The problem with being good at something is you become sought after, even if you are a Norfolk country bumpkin.
Although he looks like a cross between a member of a boy band, a thunderbird puppet and a girl, the Scando-German boy has talent.
A lot of racing drivers are a product of pushy parents. The trouble is some never learn to stand on their own two feet.
I could have been a car designer. I actually came up with the original concept of most modern day cars when I was 8 years old and built them out of Lego.
3 weeks of fun driving around the spiritual home of my favourite Formula 1 team. It's just a shame none of them can drive.
With driver aids trying to kill me to death, I say get rid of them all, go back to basics and learn how to drive properly.
Although I'm not a violent person, I appreciate that violence has its place in society. Especially when it comes to technology.
It's ironic that a man under investigation for corruption is selling TV rights to a man under investigation for corruption.
I find it disappointing to be ranting about a legend like Ayrton Senna. If you find this article disappointing, I'll be even more disappointed.
Oil slicks, exploding tyres, elocution lessons and a theory on how breast implants can improve overtaking in Formula 1.
On balance I think I'd rather sleep with Lenny Henry than a teddy bear with ties to the Mafia.
If people who drive Nissan Micras are the herpes of the road, people who ride Mopeds are the gonorrhoea. People who ride proper bikes are just mentalists.
Movable rear wings, Pirelli tyres and the return of KERS and the 107 percent rule. Bring on another snooze fest!
Push the hard sell all you like but I'm still going to buy Supermarket own brand products. Unless it's toilet paper.
In the black and gold corner we have Lotus Renault and in the green and gold corner we have Lotus Renault. Let’s get ready to rumble.
How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? Well that very much depends on the car.
Any idiot can drive fast in a straight line but it takes skill to corner quickly. It takes pure genius to build a car that can do it.
He may have been a robot but R2-D2 was still probably the coolest character in Star Wars. Not that I'm drawing any comparisons or anything.
I know Santa Claws doesn't really exist but that won't stop me telling my children the tall tale about a fat man coming down a chimney.
Call me paranoid, but the thought of giving the son of a Libyan dictator access to that amount of flammable liquid just fills me with terror.
Quit while you’re still vaguely ahead. That would have been the 1994 Australian Grand Prix then.
Far be it from me to have a pop at the Americans but I can't help wondering if NASCAR stands for Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
He was the greatest driver of his generation but can an old man who's been out for 3 years take on the new breed?
I'm usually pretty good when it comes to Formula 1 predictions but the one driver who I can never successfully predict is Jenson Button.