Time of the Month
49 piecesThe monthly reckoning. Whatever the world did wrong since the last one.
- Amazon raped my credit card Amazon pride themselves on their great customer service. It's a shame I've been dealing with mongoloids
- Stop telling me what to do, Mrs Healthcare I think I might be thirsty. I would drink some water but I'm afraid it might give me cancer or make me fat.
- Follow that taxi. Just don't shoot me Commit a crime, get sent to jail for several years and come out and run for president. That's how it works, right?
- A blinding example of a good eye test Either opticians are cruel and like to humiliate their patients as much as possible, or my optician fancies me.
